Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

She sleeps alone at last.

Sunday morning may be cheery enough, with its extra cup of coffee and litter of Sunday newspapers, but there is always hanging over it the ominous threat of 3 P.M., when the sun gets around to the back windows and life stops dead in its tracks.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.