There is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy...should own a dog at some time in his life, preferably between the ages of forty-five and fifty.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

I am both a public and a private school boy myself, having always changed schools just as the class in English in the new school was taking up Silas Marner, with the result that it was the only book in the English language that I knew until I was eighteen--but, boy, did I know Silas Marner!

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios.