Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discover the well-known fact that summer air swells articles to twice or three times their original size.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.