England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.

The discovery of phobias by psychiatrists has done much to clear the atmosphere. Whereas in the old days a person would say: 'Let's get the heck out of here!' today she says: 'Let's get the heck out of here! I've got claustrophobia.

A child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.

The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

I suppose that one of the psychological principles of advertising is to so hammer the name of your product into the mind of the timid buyer that when he is confronted with a brusk demand for an order he can't think of anything else to say, whether he wants it or not.