England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her.

[Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is due to the great number of characters which clutter up the pages. The Russian school is responsible for this.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other reason than thatsomeone of the opposite sex looks well in a green jersey or sings baritone, and then tell me that divorce has reached menacing proportions. The surface of divorce has not even been scratched yet.