England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

She sleeps alone at last.

In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.