England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and more acute as the fashions in lolling garments change. The American home is in danger of taking on the appearance of an Oriental bordello.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.