Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.

The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discover the well-known fact that summer air swells articles to twice or three times their original size.

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.