I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

Horror is the removal of masks.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Mothers sometimes are overly possessive, but not all children allow themselves to be possessed.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.