A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through him.

I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long, long sleep.

I always carry a pistol when I go [to the New York Public Library]. Never did trust those stone lions.

So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.

We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.