Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through him.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long, long sleep.

Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.

So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.

Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through him.

We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.