So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long, long sleep.

So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.

I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

Mothers sometimes are overly possessive, but not all children allow themselves to be possessed.

That's the way girls were--they always laughed. Because they were bitches.

People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.