Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.