I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Henderson sighed. There was a time, he reflected, when the coming of this night meant something. A dark Europe, groaning in superstitious fear, dedicated this Eve to the grinning Unknown. A million doors had once been barred against the evil visitants, a million prayers mumbled, a million candles lit. There was something majestic about the idea, Henderson reflected.