I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.

People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Horror is the removal of masks.

Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.

Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through him.