It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose.

If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.

What we have earned by the sweat of our brow, we defend with pride. What we have gained by the accident of birth, we guard with prejudice.

One learns to ignore criticism by first learning to ignore applause.

Never ask, "What reason do I have to be happy?" Instead ask, "To what purpose can I attach my happiness?

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.