If I had it to do again, I'd ask more questions and interrupt fewer answers.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.

Do not ask that your kids live up to your expectations. Let your kids be who they are, and your expectations will be in breathless pursuit.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.