Be the master of your fate, be the captain of your soul, but do not hesitate, should the chance befall you, to be the slave of your heart.

Charisma is not so much getting people to like you as getting people to like themselves when you're around.

O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.

Metaphor for the night sky: a trillion asterisks and no explanations.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?