Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

One must look hard through history to find when a clear understanding of the truth moved anyone to fire the first shot.

There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional.

Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.