Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.

A rule that cannot be bent will certainly be broken.

Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it.

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.