It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

I hope some day to meet God, because I want to thank Him for the flowers.

To have success, you can't let failure stop you. To have great success, you can't let success stop you.

Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.

Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance.