It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.

We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all.

Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.