If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.

No matter how you hurry, you will notice at the end of the day that you traveled at the speed of time.

The artist's talent sits uneasy as an object of public acclaim, having been so long an object of private despair.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

Now and then it's good to list all the things you regularly do for which there was once a good reason.

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.