If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.

There have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it.

In a dark moment I ask, "How can anyone bring a child into this world?" And the answer rings clear, "Because there is no other world, and because the child has no other way into it."