Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.

Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

The problem with putting off things you've always wanted to do is that eventually you run out of always.

The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places.

If you don't watch out, putting on your unhappiness in the morning can become as instinctive as putting on your clothes.

Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements?

Sometimes we don't find the thing that will make us happy because we can't give up the thing that was supposed to.