Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.

Life is a process by which a few desperate longings morph into a thousand meaningless wants.

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.

As a friend, you first give your understanding, then you try to understand.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

We are kept from our goal, not by obstacles, but by a clear path to a lesser goal.