Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.

The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.

Happiness is having a dream you cannot let go of and a partner who would never ask you to.

What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.