If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.

That portion of reality that can be composed within a frame can be understood.

The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.

A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.

The trick to liking who you are is not to hate too much the person it turned out you weren't.