If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements?

An art critic is someone who appreciates art, except for any particular piece of art.

We find things where we look for them.

The first assumption of an art critic is that the artist meant to paint something else.

Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.