The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.

Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.