The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.

An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

Through faith we learn to believe the evidence of our eyes.

Abstract art is a fundamental distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the eyes.

If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.

You can be sad recalling sad times, but if you really want to be sad, recall happy times.

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.