Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us.

The road to success is not a path you find, but a trail you blaze.

Things happen in everyday life that make you consider living your life just every other day.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.