Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.

Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.

It is when there is nothing you can say or do to help that a friend needs you the most.

There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.

Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.

I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.

Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.