What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

The ultimate folly is to think that something crucial to your welfare is being taken care of for you.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

You don't want to get to the end of life's journey and discover you never left the interstate.

It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved.

The experience I gained at age 21 would be useful if I were ever 21 again. But I'm 71 and new at it and keep making age 71 mistakes.

Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie.