What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.

It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.

The easiest way to meet people is to just look like someone who is willing to listen.