The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

Charisma is not just saying hello. It's dropping what you're doing to say hello.

Life becomes easier when learn to accept the apology you never got.

I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.

We all know the part of us that needs to be harnessed. It takes someone else to know the part of us that needs to be set free.