The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it.

Dancing is moving to the music without stepping on anyone's toes, pretty much the same as life.

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.

The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.

There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.