You can accept reality, or you can persist in your purpose until reality accepts you.

It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.

You always think you could have done more. That's why you need a friend - to tell you you did all you could.

Two people can have a middling day, but one rounds up and the other rounds down.

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

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