There are times when you seek your solitude, and your solitude just wants to be left alone.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.

I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.

What happens if I do nothing?

It's curious the way we get nostalgic for some hoped-for thing that never happened, as if something that never happened were in the past.