Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.

Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.

Science can reconstruct Tyrannosaurus Rex from a fossilized bone and a fancied footprint, but it can't reconstruct God from the whole of creation.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

To help someone in need is not charity it is proper etiquette.

I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after all.

Looking back on a happy life, one realizes that one was not happy all the time.