I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.

The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential — and enemies to push us beyond it.

Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

The best way to dispel negative thoughts is to require that they have a purpose.

I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.