Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.

Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.

Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements?

Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed?

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

When it seems that something can't be done, start it, and see if the rest of it can be done.

To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all.