For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

Do not be someone looking for [insert]. Be [insert] looking for someone. Suggestions for [insert]: —love —friendship —understanding —appreciation —tolerance —a helping hand —a leg up —an answer

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.

God answers first the prayers we should have prayed.

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.