Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

I regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I took.

Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.

It comes down to whether you believe in seven miraculous escapes a week or one guardian angel.

An old belief is like an old shoe. We so value its comfort that we fail to notice the hole in it.

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.