What happens if I do nothing?

All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.

Some day man will travel at the speed of light, of small interest to those of us still trying to catch up to the speed of time.

How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?