Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.

There are days when you need someone who just wants to be your sunshine and not the air you breathe.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

The shy and the extroverted have this in common — that they both fancy they are the center of attention.

Wealth and wisdom are seldom combined, for the person who achieves one no longer desires the other.

To trade a childhood wonder for a plausible explanation - is there a worst trade one makes in life?