Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.

There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.

Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all.

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.