Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?

Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.

A watched child never learns.

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.

A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

One learns to ignore criticism by first learning to ignore applause.