Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, "Am I keeping my promises?"

What happens if I do nothing?

I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.

What to do with your one life? The same thing you would do if you had two lives, and this were the second.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.