After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

The average teacher explains complexity; the gifted teacher reveals simplicity.

The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.

You do not wake up one morning a bad person. It happens by a thousand tiny surrenders of self-respect to self-interest.

I respect more the person who struggles with his faith than the person who is confident in his skepticism.

It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time.