After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.

Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

Two people can have a middling day, but one rounds up and the other rounds down.

To stretch the truth is to tell a lie.

Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.

I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.