A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.
Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.
Dancing is moving to the music without stepping on anyone's toes, pretty much the same as life.
We are kept from our goal, not by obstacles, but by a clear path to a lesser goal.
I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.