There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.

There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.

It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

A rule that cannot be bent will certainly be broken.

Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.

In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.