There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.

If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.

For some it is love undeniably. For others it is making it work, never actually knowing what it is.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.

I refuse to be burdened by vague worries. If something wants to worry me, it will have to make itself clear.