Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.
I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.
Sometimes in life you have an appointment with destiny, and sometimes you just have to get destiny to squeeze you in.
Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.
If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.
To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all.