A rule that cannot be bent will certainly be broken.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults.

As you reach for understanding, you find that your ladder of facts isn’t long enough, and you try to extend it by adding a rung of faith. Eventually you see that the task is hopeless, and you put away your ladder of facts and go get a ladder of faith.

Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.

A lover's quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had.

After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.