A rule that cannot be bent will certainly be broken.

We find things where we look for them.

I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.

An art critic is someone who appreciates art, except for any particular piece of art.

To trade a childhood wonder for a plausible explanation - is there a worst trade one makes in life?

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.