There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.

Sign over the gates of hell: "Doesn't mean you're a bad person."

Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

You can hope for a miracle in your life, or you realize that your life is the miracle.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Sometimes the answer to our prayers is to become the answer to someone else's prayers.

There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.