If you keep rephrasing the question, it gradually becomes the answer.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.

The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

If you ruled out partial successes, there would be no progress at all.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.