The trouble with selfish motives is that they harden into principles, and you end up sending your kids to war for them.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.

Sometimes, in a moral struggle, we discover the right thing to do - just as, on some cold day long ago, we discovered mittens pinned to our coat sleeve.

I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

That portion of reality that can be composed within a frame can be understood.