Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I consider it the lesser chaos.

You can as easily love without trusting as you can hug without embracing.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.