There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.

A lover's quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had.

It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

It finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.

Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves.