I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life.

The easiest way to meet people is to just look like someone who is willing to listen.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

To the artist, the Book of Genesis is an account of six days in which God suggested some really good ideas.

In many areas of understanding, none so much as in our understanding of God, we bump up against a simplicity so profound that we must assign complexities to it to comprehend it at all. It is mindful of how we paste decals to a sliding glass door to keep from bumping our nose against it.

Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.