U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over.

For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient.

Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

For some it is love undeniably. For others it is making it work, never actually knowing what it is.

It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.

The road to success is wherever people need another road.