U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

The easiest way to meet people is to just look like someone who is willing to listen.

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.

To truly forgive is to allow the other person to forget.

The first goal of writing is to have one's words read successfully.