Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

How often in life we complete a task that was beyond the capability of the person we were when we started it.

The trouble with selfish motives is that they harden into principles, and you end up sending your kids to war for them.

God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.

Once you find someone to share your ups and downs, downs are almost as good as ups.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

Though we often wonder why God does what he does, we can be sure he does it on better information.