An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.

The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.

The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is my treasure.

The toughest test of good judgment is to know when to withhold your better judgment.

The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential — and enemies to push us beyond it.

One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.