I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

Never use the passing years as an excuse for old age.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

I sit in my garden, gazing upon a beauty that cannot gaze upon itself. And I find sufficient purpose for my day.

There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.

There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.

Eventually, if you're lucky in life, you find someone with the same chemical imbalance you have.